TERMS & POLICY
TERMS
Legal Terms - WOKEUPDEAD Style
Conditions Of Use You're on WOKEUPDEAD.com? You accept this shit. Read it. The lawyers made me put this here.
Privacy Your info stays with us. We're not selling your email to spam companies. We respect real people.
Return Policy No refunds. No exchanges. All sales final. This isn't Target - when we drop 50 tees, that's it. Choose your size right.
Terms of Use By being here, you agree to this stuff. We might update it, so check back. Prices and stock change fast - especially when we only drop limited quantities. We fix mistakes when we make them.
Copyright Everything on this site - the graphics, the manifesto, the designs - that's ours. WOKEUPDEAD owns it. Don't steal our shit and slap it on your bootleg tees.
Trademark WOKEUPDEAD name and logo? Ours. Don't use it to sell your stuff unless we say it's cool.
Secure Processing We use Shopify's SSL encryption. Your payment info is protected. Standard industry stuff.
Responsibility We sell to people who can actually pay for shit. Under 18? Get your parents involved. We can refuse orders, cancel stuff, whatever. If your order looks sketchy, we'll hit you up - respond quick or we cancel it.
Personal Use Only Buy this to wear, not to resell for profit. We see you, resellers.
Shipping We'll get your shit to you. Processing takes time - we're not Amazon. Lost packages? That's between you and the shipping company. Address wrong? That's on you.
Sales Tax If you're in a state that taxes, you pay sales tax.
Contact Questions? wokeupdead61@gmail.com
POLICY
WOKEUPDEAD Privacy Policy
WOKEUPDEAD ("WOKEUPDEAD") is committed to protecting your privacy. This privacy policy covers WOKEUPDEAD's treatment of the personal information we may collect from and about you. This policy also describes the choices available to you regarding our use of your personal information and how you can access, update, or delete this data.
SECTION 1 - PERSONAL INFORMATION WE RECEIVE ABOUT YOU AND HOW WE USE IT
1.1. Information you give to us: We collect personal information about you when you voluntarily submit information directly to us by filling in forms on our website or by corresponding with us by phone, email, or otherwise. Personal information includes information you provide when you register to use our website, use the WOKEUPDEAD platform, enter a competition, promotion, or survey, report a problem with our website, or use some other feature of the WOKEUPDEAD service.
1.2. Information we receive from other sources: We may work with third parties (including subcontractors in technical, payment, and delivery services, advertising networks, analytics providers, search information providers) and may receive information about you from them, subject to your agreements with them.
1.3. Automatic collection: We may automatically collect personal information about how you access and use the Service and information about the device you use to access the WOKEUPDEAD website. This information includes device ID or unique identifier, device type, geolocation info, and computer and connection information.
1.4. Third-party supplements: We may supplement the personal information we collect with information from third parties and add it to your account information.
1.5. Linking information: We may link or combine the personal information we collect and/or receive about you and the information we collect automatically to provide you with a personalized experience.
1.6. Anonymized data: We may anonymize and aggregate any of the personal information we collect. We may use anonymized information for testing our IT systems, research, data analysis, improving the Service, and developing new products and features.
SECTION 2 - DISCLOSURE OF YOUR PERSONAL INFORMATION
2.1. We do not sell your personal information.
We share your personal information with third parties only as follows:
2.1.1. If you request it or to complete a transaction initiated by you;
2.1.2. If we are required or allowed by the law, such as to respond to a subpoena or to investigate fraudulent activity;
2.1.3. In connection with sale or merger. We may share your personal information while negotiating or in relation to a change of corporate control, such as a restructuring, merger, or sale of our assets.
2.2. If, in the future, we need to share your personal information for any other purpose, you will be informed in advance and have the opportunity and right to opt-out.
2.3. Publicly accessible content: Our website may include publicly accessible blogs or community forums. Any information you provide in these areas may be read, collected, and used by others who access them.
2.4. Testimonials: We may display personal testimonials of satisfied customers on our site. We ask for specific consent before posting these testimonials.
SECTION 3 - RIGHTS REGARDING YOUR PERSONAL INFORMATION
3.1. Under applicable data and privacy protection laws, you have several basic rights regarding the personal information that we process about you:
Right to Access
Right to Transfer
Right to Correct
Right to Deletion
Right to Restriction
Right to Opt-Out
Right to close your account
Right to Non-Discriminatory Treatment
3.2. If you wish to exercise any of these rights, please contact us via email at wokeupdead61@gmail.com. We will respond to your request within forty-five (45) days.
SECTION 4 - MARKETING AND ADVERTISING
4.1. From time to time, we may contact you with information about WOKEUPDEAD and our products. Most messages will be sent electronically.
4.2. If you do not want to receive such messages from us, you can opt-out by following the email preferences link at the bottom of our emails.
SECTION 5 - STORING AND TRANSFERRING YOUR INFORMATION
5.1. Security: All information you provide to us is stored on secure servers. Any payment transactions will be encrypted using SSL technology through our Shopify platform.
5.2. While no transmission of information via the internet is completely secure, we take reasonable measures to protect your personal information.
SECTION 6 - RETAINING YOUR INFORMATION
6.1. We will only retain your personal information for as long as necessary to fulfill the purposes we collected it for, including for legitimate business interests and satisfying any legal requirements.
6.2. To determine the appropriate retention period, we consider the amount, nature, and sensitivity of the personal information and applicable legal requirements.
SECTION 7 - COOKIES AND SIMILAR TECHNOLOGIES
7.1. Our Service uses cookies to distinguish you from other users and enhance your user experience.
7.2. We use the following types of cookies:
Strictly necessary cookies
Analytical/performance cookies
Functionality cookies
Targeting/marketing cookies
SECTION 8 - LINKS TO THIRD-PARTY WEBSITES
8.1. WOKEUPDEAD may contain links to third-party websites. These websites have their own privacy policies and we do not accept responsibility for their policies.
SECTION 9 - OUR POLICY REGARDING CHILDREN
9.1. Our Website is not intended for children under 18 years of age. We do not knowingly collect personal information from children under 18.
SECTION 10 - CHANGES TO THE POLICY
10.1. We may update this privacy policy from time to time. Changes are effective when posted on this page.
SECTION 11 - CONTACT INFORMATION
11.1. Questions, comments, and requests regarding this privacy policy should be addressed to:
Email: wokeupdead61@gmail.com
Last updated: [08.07.2025]